| Feb. 2nd, 2010 @ 06:00 am It's time to be un-PC again |
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To: The World Community, specifically the European Union Governmental body. From: Me.
Folks, I figure that you need to have the Cluebat applied to your forehead a few times in regards to the disaster out in Haiti. And it falls on this ignorant knuckle dragger of low-class Scottish ancestry to help swing it.
Let me explain just why we have established a presence in Haiti to the extent we have.
1. We have a Navy that has ships in its fleet capable of converting large amounts of salt water to fresh water, can transport large amounts of heavy equipment and road building equipment and establish floating hospitals.
2. Haiti is closer to us than Europe so we can get there faster.
3. We have an Army and a Marine Corps that can provide security and not feel the need to help themselves to the children. Amazingly, our military is trained in actions like country rebuilding as well as destruction.
While you guys were holding a meeting and voting on referendums on what the name of the rescue team would be, we were already in place and helping folks out. No, we aren't colonizing it. If we were, there just isn't much you could do to stop us.
And so long as I am on that topic, allow me to point out to Venezuela and Columbia: We could easily take over you guys as well. But that's not how we roll, OK?
Then there is the irony of your collective tantrums against us. I remember all the articles I read about how you would all love us again if we just made Obama President. Guess that promise had about as much substance as the average Saturday morning cartoon.
Sure, I feel bad that you guys have this huge union that can't agree on anything and we have fifty states that can work together. I know it's frustrating that you can't learn from our business model. Then again, the people in your country who understand our business model already moved here. And in closing, I leave you with a quote from someone who actually lives there:
I want the U.S. to take over the country. The Haitian government can't do anything for us." Jean-Louis Geffard.
I'll listen to people like that over folks like you. |